• Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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Dorks.
Dorks.

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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  • scott: werewolf
  • malia: werecoyote
  • kira: kitsune
  • lydia: banshee
  • parrish: fairy, probably

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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Well, I guess that makes me lucky ‘cause I, uh – ‘cause I don’t have anyone, so…

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"Thank you guys very much for this, I’m gonna use this as another toilet paper roll yeah!" 

Brendon Urie is presented the first ever skully for Best Vocalist

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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

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